Cops and Robbers

 Claire, wake up, let's play! I'm bored. What shall we play? Bear hugs?

 Okay, let's play...you're on! I say we play cops and robbers! I've got you by the scruff of the neck you villain...

I say, this isn't quite what I had in mind. I'm innocent, I assure you. I didn't do it!

 That's what they all say... I do believe you're resisting arrest! 

Police brutality! I protest!
You have the right to remain silent...

That was a hard day's work protecting the peace....